The Ad Hoc Committee for the Study of the Irrelevant needed its own page. The people who write for this are sick, and that needs to be pointed out so that they can't hurt anyone anymore.

No one knows how many times the Hare Chrishna website has been visited by people who can't spell "Krishna" correctly. At one point, it was the most visited page on Sipley.net, and searching for "Hare Chrishna" got the top hit on Google. Nothing else I've ever written ever ranked so high.

Membership varies from issue to issue, depending on whose e-mail addresses are active and who is out on parole at any given point. Some come, some go, and some change their identities and enter the Witless Protection Program. I won't name any members of the committee here in case their spouses don't know that they do this in their spare time.

These people are my friends in every sense of the word. It is always fun to pose a question just to see how people will answer. I have more fun writing for this--and getting responses for it--than for any other writing I've done on the site.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Mad Props to my Homies.

--Dave