Over the river and through the woods
To father Moon's house we go
we missed the plane ride to Guyana
And missed the Jim Jones show
We had our PC's and purple old robes
All lined up in a row
And before the aliens came we took some
conconcoction
But we had to split cuz our souls wouldn't go
Who-oh ho oh ho

We're the die hard cultists whoa oho oho
Tryin to get ourselves muclhes oh oho oho

Somehow we have no Hamilton recruites
Ohoh oh ohohho
They're all gettin dogged in their pinstripes
suits
Oh ho ho hohho ho

Over the moon and through the spoon
I found it once in Amsterdam
But now I'm a disciple of my automatic rifle
Eatin Anthrax and ham
A milestone kidney sat on my roof
Ohoho hohohoh hoho
I shot it down in a Waco spoof
Oh hoh hoh hho ho
Koresh was one and soon they'll be another
Oh ha hoo ha hoo
Really I just miss my mother
Whoa ho ho hoh ho

We're the die hard cultists whoa oho oho
Tryin to turn ourselves into mulches oh oho

Robertson tried to punch my mind
Whoa hey ho hey ho
Jim coudn't get into Tammy's behind
Whoa ho hey ho ho
Orel came over with Jessica Hahn
Whoa ho ho ho ho
I think I'll worship Ghengis Kahn
Whoa ho ho ho ho
Tipper gets bored, she don't get it no more
Who hee ha doo wah
But Koresh will come back when the Genitiles
attack
Hoo lalooo la lo!

We're the die hard cultists whoa oho oho
Tryin to get ourselves muclhes oh oho oho
 
 
 

Word to the mothership...

The Master Incense Stencher