Time for food haikus, inspired by a recent carrot cake.
Dave	Marty	Shelly
Diabetes draws Me to Thick Cream Cheese Frosting Like a moth to flame Carrot cake it’s not The Carrots and the cake suck The frosting I love Love the carrot Cake I do, I said. Why am I Talking like Yoda? Lasagna like sex I don’t know exactly how But both are real good	Carbo counting crows How do diligent ones bake Four and twenty pi? Eating class again Now we shape wide pyramids Exchange this diet Fluted edge quivers Don't cut with knife, Grasshopper! Pasta wastes on young	A chicken-fried steak with gravy – mouth watering… ….arteries…clogging…. Watermelon rind – too bitter to eat, but it holds in the vodka by Foley (translated by Shelly) I like the pizza. Golden cheese, pepperoni, All I get is crust.
Bill
Carrot cake you say?	Remember the dirt dessert!	Stick to dirty rice.