I'm a sheep in heat
A goat without warning
I soil my robes
On Councourse
A every morning

I want you Vishnu
I want you Shiva
Can't tell your sex
When you won't show your biva

Be my wo-man
You lusty avatar
We'll get some on me
Behind the cabana car

L. Mulligatawny Vindaloo
I'm a bad Hare
Ridin my Ferrari
Hit you in the butt
and I never say sorry

Krishna Krishna
Yo mama's Hare

Shaved off all my Hare
Eat my Kalamari
I used to be a punk yeah
but now I play Atari

Krishna Krishna
Yo mama's Hare

I don't require a jury
Now you know the story
I used to be a whig yeah
but now I'm just a Tory

Krishna Krishna
Yo mama's Hare

Moshe Weineritz
Some call me Krishna
Others call me Jew
Regardless of labels
There's one thing that's true
I'll do you on a bema
I'll do you in a shul
So don't laugh at my beenie
Or call me no fool
I don't care about Krishna
Or Moses the Jew
I'd rather get nekid
And hit it with you
I may be skinny
And my nose quite long
But just you wait
Until you meet my Schlong

Hare Davna
We aren't eating any meat
We're just dancing in bare feet
Our tambos got that beat
We'll accost you in the street

Stealing all your licks
Beating on our sticks
Being airport vandals
Hippies with our sandals

We don't got no AK-s
We got our foolish displays
Believe in reincarnation
We're a major irritation
No need for medication
Just a little meditation

Hit you up for money
You really think we're funny
Our hygeine's pretty crummy
But you're the stupid dummy

Obnoxious contemplation
More dull than masturbation
We will take our station
In airports cross the nation.

Yo mama's Hare
Yo mama's Hare
Yo mama's Hare
Krishna Krishna
Dalai Lama